Yes, he’s here to right wrongs and fight injustice!
This mild-mannered immigrant from the backwaters of the Amazon, kidnapped and enslaved to entertain the masses, is now a champion for the oppressed, the misunderstood and evolution-challenged.
He once Walked Among Us:
He was a God in his world, but now he stoops to teach us lessons in simple humanity and understanding.
He once wanted Revenge, but those days are behind him.
For TRUTH, JUSTICE and THE AMERICAN WAY — plus an environment with cleaner water where every creature from a tadpole to a whale can seek out LIFE, LIBERTY, and the pursuit of JULIE ADAMS.
Happy Independence Day !

(with thanks to Charlie Largent.)